Wednesday, June 06, 2007

The body's an eight, the brain's a ten, so let's go.

I don't claim to be prettier than everyone else.

But I'm a damn bit smarter than most.

So if you would, attorney person in the elevator, do not, under any circumstances, ever, ever, ever again, have the audacity to tell the person on the other end of your cell phone, "No, I shouldn't be having this conversation in public, but I think it's safe to say it will just go right over her head."

It's an elevator, you dumb fuck, not the Roman Colliseum.

And just so you know, I typed your transcript last week. I believe the phrase you were looking for is, "for all intents and purposes" not "from our intensive purpose is..."