Screwing With the Stars

I haven't had sex in so long I am now dreaming of having sex with celebrities. This morning I woke up in the middle of some hot, sweaty make-out session with Nick Cage.

So needless to say, the day went downhill from there.

And I have nothing left to say about that. Or, anything else for that matter. Honestly, the Nick Cage dream was the highlight of my day.

This is Funky, and that is all.