AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHH!

"Thanks for calling me back, Robin. I wanted to let you know that we've hired someone else for the position...blah blah blah...great applicant...blah blah blah...other applicant has court experience...blah blah blah...please keep us in mind as future positions open in the department...blah blah blah..."

Now FUNKY has the blahs. Where's the corkscrew?