Wednesday, July 13, 2005

Public Safety Announcement

Let's say, hypothetically speaking, your wife has pulled a muscle in her back. You're a good and loving husband, so you offer to rub her down with some BenGay before bed. You rub and you rub and you rub until your wife drifts off into sleepy, tingly land.

You go to the restroom to pee before bed. You drop trou' and grab your penis. You awaken said wife with a blood-curtling scream.



Please, for the love of God...if you rub your wife down with BenGay, wash your hands before touching your dick.

This Public Safety Announcement brought to you by the husband of FunkyBug.