Adventures in Breast Feeding - A Recollection

Thanks Mom.


Day One: This is so awesome!
Day Two: This is the most spiritual thing I've ever experienced. I've never felt more love for or from anything in my life.
Day Three: This fekkin' hurts.
Day Four: Doctor, she won't quit crying! What? She's hungry? "Formula" you say? Gotcha.

That was the sum total of my college try at breast feeding Child Number One. Child Number Two...

Second One: No nurse, I will not be breast feeding.
Second Four: No, I'm not kidding.
Second Seven: Yes, I'm sure.
Second Ten: Get that fekkin pamphlet out of my face and give that kid a bottle...he's screaming for Christ's sake! What kind of a nurse are you, letting that kid starve? Hey, do you have any Tylenol PM?