O.C.= "Oh Christ."

Daughter: Last five minutes of OC! LAST FIVE MINUTES OF OC!!! CAN'T MISS...CAN'T MISS!!!!!

Me: Oh right. Girls kissing. News flash: girls kiss each other every day.

Daughter: Yeah, but not on TV!

Son: (breathless from running into the room) Oh yeah...OH YEAH!

Me: Guys - it's shameless media manipulation. You know...ratings?!?!

Son: They should have two guys kiss on tv. Their ratings would go waaaaay down.

Exactly.