"Oh, Wow"

I could watch this all night.
Go on, you know you want to!


Look, it's the little distractions that make my current situation tolerable.

Oh, who am I kidding? I'm a Claymate. I'm a lusty, middle-aged, freak of nature, and I cannot get enough of his hot new look.



If the hand can't rock the cradle, it robs one.

This is Funky, and that is all.

My husband is sitting behind me singing, "Don't let your son go down on me." Bastard. Jealous bastard.