Bon Voyage

This is it, Kids. I'm heading out to sea this weekend! The fam (minus one) and I are leaving tomorrow afternoon to be closer to our port, and we set sail on Saturday. My wardrobe is complete, my hair and nails done, and my sailing goal weight achieved... I will be wearing my size ten shorts from three summers ago. Boo-ya!
I won't be blogging from the boat, so here's my itinerary.

Saturday: Set sail, drink, eat, piano bar, drink drink drink drink.
Sunday: Hit the gym, grab a drink, sun, drink, sun, drink, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, apply aloe to sunburn, dine, piano bar, drink, drink, drink, casino, drink, drink, drink.
Monday: Belize, zip line, inner tube, drink, drink, apply more aloe, drink, dine, dine, dine.
Tuesday thru.... ah, you get the picture. Between drinks are stops at Costa Maya, Cozumel, and Nassau.

Bon Voyage, Kiddos. I'll see you in a week or so.
CadiBug, I'll miss you more than you can possibly know.

This is Funky, and that is all.