Monday, December 19, 2005

Me-Me #13 -- I Secretly Hate My Sister

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#13 -- I secretly hate my sister.

Here's something I haven't mentioned -- The Wisdom of Funky Bugs recently celebrated it's 1-year anniversary, as well as her 300th post. I say that to say this; I have no idea what was going on in my life a year ago that would prompt me to say that I hate my sister.


No, really.

I've been thinking about it all afternoon; why did I write that?

Was I trying to be funny?

Oh-- oh -- was I drinking?

Or is there some part of me, some stinkin' spoiled brat that still hates my sister for getting all the love and acceptance from our dad that I so desperately needed?

Is that inner brat still jealous that my sister got Channel No. 5 from our dad on the same year he gave me Haltson?

Is Little-Miss-Rebel still tanked because my sister was allowed to get a car at sixteen, while I had to wait until I was damned near 21 in order to afford that $300.00 piece of shit I call My First Car?

Maybe that poor, whiney matyr is still stinging from the time my sister got to go to Italy for a week with her Latin class (though she was flunking it) but I never got to go to Peru with my Spanish class (though I aced it).

I really have no idea why I wrote #13 last year. No clue at all. Weird, huh?

Let me know if you played! Technorati found a few of you that I didn't know about, and if you play I want to know so's I can give you that linky lovin!

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