Wednesday, June 06, 2007

The body's an eight, the brain's a ten, so let's go.

I don't claim to be prettier than everyone else.

But I'm a damn bit smarter than most.

So if you would, attorney person in the elevator, do not, under any circumstances, ever, ever, ever again, have the audacity to tell the person on the other end of your cell phone, "No, I shouldn't be having this conversation in public, but I think it's safe to say it will just go right over her head."

It's an elevator, you dumb fuck, not the Roman Colliseum.

And just so you know, I typed your transcript last week. I believe the phrase you were looking for is, "for all intents and purposes" not "from our intensive purpose is..."

Tuesday, June 05, 2007

But Did Thee Feel the Earth Move?

I stayed up all night doing him.

But not like that.

Like this: Layers and masks, levels and curves, filters and blending modes.
Who know those words could be so sexy?

I am officially a post processing junkie. And that's the way, uh-huh uh-huh, I like it.

And because I'm fair and stuff...
And I can't take all the credit

This photo was assisted by the fabulous action offered by RastaRicanStudio.
And yeah, I took it from there.

Sunday, June 03, 2007

Does This Puddle Make Me Look Fat?

So yeah...

Uh, hey?

Right... so... let's see...

I'm thinking about coming back to writing some.

Not because I want comments. Cause I don't really.

Like all those tag-you're-it things --- and then I spent hours trying to be reciprocal and kind.

And I can't, on-a-count-a I hate that.

So here's the new rule.

I'm gonna write stuff here sometimes.

And you can leave a comment if'n you want to.

But you don't have to. At all. Ever even.

Because truth be told, nobody cares about blogs. I have a t-shirt that says so.

I just thought it might be nice to chronical some things for myself. And I sort of like this template. And there are things I should (and may) remove from my sidebar, lest you think I'm trying to go pro again. But I'm just not that interested in taking the time to do it.

So here we go again, right?
But not so much. Okay?